Squeeze Page Optin

I have limited investment for my online internet marketing and i need a free unlimited autoresponder for my squeeze page. I cannot afford the monthly charges on available autoresponders, please can someone help me find free unlimited autoresponder which can work on any server?

Sorry, no such service

Hello,

I am a successful freelance copywriter for the web. I specialize in writing
words that sell online. Over the past two years I have helped many Webpreneurs
and Affiliate / Internet Marketers in creating content for websites, landing pages,
squeeze pages and seo articles that have doubled or even tripled their online
incomes…

I was wondering if it’s worth creating a guide which will entail in depth
steps that I use in my business, which any one can learn and follow
to creating killer web copy that converts and gets Top Placement on
Google…

What do you think? Is there any need for a step-by-step guide to
creating web copy that sells? Thanks for the feedback!

I think I would be interested in something like that. I’m a web developer by education and a consumer electronics expert by trade. www.installheroes.com

My home page is all messed up. Everything is elongated. In some spots the type is all squeezed together. Different advertisements show up. I don’t think it is spammed because i changed my password. Will myspace fix this?

somtimes that happens to me, just refresh the page a couple of times and it should go back to normal:]

[:oliviarenne:]

I am reading the Grapes of Wrath, and I must write a 6-10 page paper. My topic is Man’s Inhumanity to man, but I am having a tough time coming up with an outline or examples from the text. Can anyone give me help with the paper? Examples of Man’s Inhumanity, and how I could squeeze out 6-10 pages with it?

Thank you so much

Just go through the book each time you hit something, write a note w/ the page number.

Like the tractor destroying their house.

Being made to wait in line at the border.

each beating

Each injustice

By the time you have the list of every example, you should see a pattern in the injustices. Some will occur to you as you’re doing it. So then sort them out and you have your basic outline. I don’t know what the organization might be. You might prefer the naure of the injustice, others might prefer the nature of the victims. The important thing is that it makes sense to you and your reader.

I have a website that I’m building (http://www.theinvestortoday.com) that is basically a squeeze page. It is a masthead with a long continuous table centered below it.

I want to include a navigation menu on the left that users can use to make the page feel a little more "offiical" looking. I found a website that helps autogenerate a flash navigation menu (http://www.hypergurl.com/flashnavbar.html).

I’m trying to input the code generated from my flash menu so that it is directly to the left of the main table with the correct spacing.

Here is the autogenerated flash code:

<OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"
codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0"
WIDTH=125 HEIGHT=222>
<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="pod.swf?tarframe=_self&exbackground=808080&makenavfield0=Home&makenavurl0=my website(had to remove for yahoo)
/&makenavfield1=Investing FAQ&makenavurl1=articles/real-estate-investing-faq.htm&makenavfield2=Paid Courses&makenavurl2=paid-courses/index.htm&makenavfield3=Privacy Policy&makenavurl3=privacy-policy.htm&makenavfield4=Terms of Use&makenavurl4=terms-of-use.htm&makenavfield5=About Us&makenavurl5=about-us.htm">
<PARAM NAME=loop VALUE=false>
<PARAM NAME=menu VALUE=false>
<PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high>
<PARAM NAME=scale VALUE=noborder>
<PARAM NAME=salign VALUE=LT>
<PARAM NAME=wmode VALUE=transparent>
<PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#000000>

<EMBED src="pod.swf?tarframe=_self&exbackground=808080&makenavfield0=Home&makenavurl0=http://www.theinvestortoday.com/&makenavfield1=Investing FAQ&makenavurl1=articles/real-estate-investing-faq.htm&makenavfield2=Paid Courses&makenavurl2=paid-courses/index.htm&makenavfield3=Privacy Policy&makenavurl3=privacy-policy.htm&makenavfield4=Terms of Use&makenavurl4=terms-of-use.htm&makenavfield5=About Us&makenavurl5=bout-us.htm" loop=false menu=false quality=high scale=noborder salign=LT wmode=transparent bgcolor=#000000 WIDTH=125 HEIGHT=222 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></EMBED>

</OBJECT>

<script language = "javascript">
<!–
theObjects = document.getElementsByTagName("object");
for (var i = 0; i < theObjects.length; i++) {
theObjects[i].outerHTML = theObjects[i].outerHTML;}
//–>
</script>

How can I place the menu directly to the left of the table? I’ve been able to use CSS to make the position of the navigation menu as absolute but if any user has a different screen resolution than I do than that position won’t make sense.

So my question is how do I make the navigation menu appear just to the left of my main table regardless of what the user has their screen resolution set to?

Put it inside a division.

Or you could Flash and do something like this

CSS
button.nav
{
font-family:Comic Sans MS;
font-size:large;
color:blue;
background-color:#A9D3BC;
width:180px;
border-color:#D9C9DA;
border-width:3px;
}

HTML
<div style="width:200px">
<button class="nav" onClick="window.location=’index.shtml’">Home</button>
<button class="nav" onClick="window.location=’Services.shtml’">Services</button>
<button class="nav" onClick="window.location=’Contact.shtml’">Free Estimate</button>
<button class="nav" onClick="window.location=’FAQ.shtml’">FAQ</button>
</div>

Hi
I am trying to design a squeeze page through dreamweaver but am finding it difficult to create a template - I already have the graphics - I have a boarder image which runs on the side of the page body and meets the header and footer. The problem that im having is that I can not get them to meet - it always keeps a small gap between the boarder image and the footer/header image. I tried to do it by using tables.
Any help would be very helpful

Yes I would certainly say that doing it through the tables is the easiest way. im not sure if this is the best way.

The way that I would do it is by adding a table with 3 rows and 3 columns. top for header - middle for body and bottom for footer.

The other 2 would be for the boarder images - Resize the table to your requirments and then merge the side cells so they flush with the header and footer. Kind of like designing a skeleton.

Add the images and you should be good to go

i hav to write a two chunk eassay about fast food n im stuck i ended up with lk 4 paragraph n im only at around 600 words on my second page n i don’t know how to squeeze all of that in to a two chunck essay
aalso how many paragraph total am i suppose to have for a two chunk eessay
also how many thesis am i suppose to hav

What in the blazing **** is a two-chunk essay? I’ve heard of a five-paragraph essay, but not a two-chunk.

Oh. I see. After Googling it I see we’ve reduced the five-paragraph down to four…an opener, the "two-chunk" middle grafs, and a summary.

Sigh.

Let’s start at the beginning…

A "thesis" is the whole idea of your essay, and it’s ONE central idea that you’re trying to convince the reader of, or informing them about. So your thesis could be "Fast food causes early death," or "Fast food depresses wages and labor skills," or "Fast food increases family time." Whatever. It should be stated in your first graf.

Then you put in two grafs to support your thesis. Use direct quotes from reference material and be sure to cite them with footnotes. (A) it adds more words, (B) it backs up your paper as more than mere opinion, (C) it shows you did some research and (D) if you don’t use citations but use the author’s words it’s PLAGIARISM and can get you in lots of deep…water.

Then wrap up with a last graf reminding the (apparently slow) reader (perhaps suffering from short-term memory loss?) of the great points you brought up, and why THAT makes your first graf true and unassailable.

You can’t stretch word count. You can stretch page count, but not word count.

I received through email, an ebook titled harry potter and deathly hallows containing roughly 290 pages the first chapter reads as "The Escape". The book is incomplete. The last paragraph concludes with this:- "As they stepped back into the common room, Pansy rushed up to Draco and whispered urgently and Draco swore loudly. A second later his eyes squeezed tightly shut and his right hand gripped his left forearm as he dropped to his knees with a gutteral moan."
Please give me the link to this book. Whether this is written by JKR or not, it is very very interesting to read. Pl. help me!

Of course it’s not real! JKR isnt letting anything slip.

I built my web site in part with Flash MX 2004 and Sorensen Squeeze Video, if I download the new Flash 8 would that interfere with my web pages?

make sure you get the correct patches for it and it should work fine.

I sat watching the pigeons strut around my feet, their heads bobbing, pecking at the ground for invisible crumbs, stopping every so often to assess their place in life and then continuing with their arduous task. I began to wonder into the abyss of my thoughts, anywhere would be better than this dreary tube station. As I begin to sink deeper in I began to think how I’m not that different from those pigeons, grasping at the crumbs on the floor that fall from the top table, desperately trying to get their hands on the whole loaf of bread yet never quite reaching their goal. Although I’m at least a level higher than the pigeons, because to them I’m at the top table, I’m in control, me, Ian Shultz.
My trail of thought was interrupted by the horrid sound of grinding teeth belonging to the man to the left of me, this man being Charlie Dougs. A freak of the highest standard and yet for some reason a good friend of mine, something that I had never fully understood. Grinding his teeth was a trait of Charlie’s, a usual side effect of his addiction to speed, along with his usual shaking, normally most apparent in his hands. His twitching was not an effect of him taking the drug immediately but was a long term effect due to his long term use of the drug leaving him with paranoia and a severe case of anxiety. His non stop shakes left him less of a man and more of a constant blur of movement.
To my left was the complete opposite, hardly any movement at all, if it wasn’t for sight you wouldn’t even know Babié was there. Babié being short for Babiénco Del Fuegos, he was Puerto Rican and didn’t speak much, maybe because he didn’t understand much. It always took him a while to put two and two together and when he tried doing so it normally made seven. He was tall, with jet black hair, darkish complexion and I swear I never saw the man without a lighted cigarette in his hand. If a bullet didn’t get him first then I was sure lung cancer would, though to most a bullet is far from anywhere in there daily lives, for us three a bullet was as common as muck. Though not many people’s job tools include a gun, and their job description doesn’t normally involve killing for a certain price. Hitmen being the correct term to be affiliated with our sorts, though you’d think with such a well paying job we would have better scenery than a dingy tube station, complete with homeless men and the occasional smell of piss.
I glanced at the clock, 5:02 am, the train was late by 2 minutes, nothing major yet Charlie’s shaking and teeth grinding increased due to the fear of some terrible thing preventing the train from arriving on time. For the first time I noticed the carton of milk he had in his hand that he was swigging mechanically, trying to comfort himself with it somehow. As his imagination began to run wild and he began to loose what little control he had left, the train pulled into the station. I caught a reflection of myself as it screeched to a halt, me sitting in my creaseless black suit complete with white shirt and black tie, fitting attire for a man in my line of business, made me look rather stylish. My hair brownish verging on black slicked back though the stubble on my face let the side down a bit, withdrawing the effect of a sharply dressed man. Though compared to Charlie’s lightly bearded face, scruffy blonde shoots of hair I looked like the best dressed man alive.
As the people clambered off the train we rose stepping from the platform onto the tightly cramped coffin. Charlie going first, squeezing into a spot only a man of his weight could have squeezed into, him being the weight of a ragdoll on a diet, meanwhile me and Babié found it harder to manoeuvre in such a tight space, us being of average height and build.
When we eventually got through the group of people who seemed no longer separate entities but rather tightly packed together and could not be any closer, yet mentally couldn’t have been anymore distant from each other. I found Charlie sitting on a seat he had somehow found and leapt onto, though was finding it hard to stay on. The people next to him gave up their seats and moved as far away as possible from him, which was the recurring effect Charlie had on people.

This is really good, something I’d really want to read. I enjoy stories about rough and tumble people on drugs and I’m curious to know more about these characters. Anyway, this is pretty wordy without a lot of action, so my first thought is to edit down as much as you can. Also, try not to start with the word ‘I’ at the beginning. Something like, ‘The pigeons strutted around my feet,’ just sounds tighter IMO and I think 2 sentences would prevent that from running on so much.

By editing down, here’s an example of what I would do with one of your sentences:

‘As I sank deeper into my thoughts, I realized I’m not that different from those pigeons, desperately trying to get the whole loaf yet never quite reaching their goal.’

Pigeons don’t have hands It gets the point across without so many words. Just a few suggestions, but I really like these characters and it’s a terrific start.

Good luck!